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Thursday, January 1, 2009

home is where the pen is

Depending on the time zone, I either have or have not already broken my single New Year's resolution-to post daily on this nascent* blog of mine.

Eastern Standard Time, the zone in which I am actually writing, is 12:14 a.m., January 2. Pacific Standard Time, the zone in which I live, pay state taxes, and receive mail, is 9:14 p.m., January 1.

Let's go with PST for the sake of momentum.

Now that that's taken care of*, I'm assured a warm, fuzzy feeling of smugness when I put my head down on my pillow tonight as I think of all those poor souls who didn't make it through Day One without using the Lord's name in vain or a quick run through the drive thru.

eLLe speLLs nascent
nas*cent--adjective--begininning to exist or develop.

good grammar is the new black
As an aside, I am fully aware that "of" is dangling. Everyone else ought to be aware that I have been on hiatus from teaching for nearly two weeks in addition to the fact that I had quite the evening last night and therefore, must be given at least a bit of the slack I give to all of the non-English teachers of the world every single day of the year.

Tomorrow: Wanderlust and the B List

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