ohio girls

I received lots of responses from readers regarding my recent post on Ohio boys. And no one seems to disagree with Ohio boys' general goodness. My favorite response, however, was actually a forward with a wink about Ohio girls.

Marrying an Ohio Girl

The first man married a woman from Florida . He told her that she
was to do the dishes and house cleaning. It took a couple of days,
but on the third day, he came home to see a clean house and dishes
washed and put away.

The second man married a woman from Michigan..He gave his wife
orders that she was to do all the cleaning, dishes and the cooking.
The first day he didn't see any results, but the next day he saw it
was better. By the third day, he saw his house was clean, the dishes
were done and there was a huge dinner on the table..

The third man married a girl from Ohio. He ordered her to
keep the house cleaned, dishes washed, lawn mowed, laundry washed,
and hot meals on the table for every meal. He said the first day he
didn't see anything, the second day he didn't see anything but by
the third day, some of the swelling had gone down and he could see a
little out of his left eye, and his arm was healed enough that he
could fix himself a sandwich and load the dishwasher.

Disclaimer: I am not a proponent of violence, but I (as someone who only very recently acquired a coffee table and as someone who presently still has not acquired a kitchen) am also not a proponent of marrying a man who can't feed himself. Only children and pet goldfish should not be able to feed themselves.